The coolest flashlight ever has been announced.

When I was younger, I just used to love flashlights. When I found out about laser lights, I used to wait up until, say 11 o' clock when it's pitch black, and I shined it into people's houses, which, as I expected, got people mad. My uncle has a flash light that can apparently blind a man quickly, though I don't know for how long. Well, a new flashlight that has been made by the people at Penn State University claim to have made a flashlight that will make you throw up! How? Well, here's how -

"It uses very, very bright LED lights that change color and pulse to blind you and give you a bad case of vomit."

Obviously, don't expect to find this in any retail stores... ever!