A pair of bears eat a naked fool alive...

A naked man, probably drunk, ran into a bear cage at a zoo and was eaten alive by the two bears that were containted in there. They found his half-eaten body in the bear's feeding corner. While this should be sad, I just can't help but laugh, not at how stupid this man was but what the zoo director said regarding the event -

"There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage."

Well said, mr. zoo director.