Tuesday, August 7, 2007

My oh my, pretty bad excuse...

Okay, here's the beef - About a month ago, Florida State Rep. Bob Allen apparently, while walking late at night in a park, offered to perform oral sex on a man, who later happened to be an undercover police man who arrested the guy. Obviously you should expect an excuse with a blatant effort at trying to make it sound the least bit believable.

“This was a pretty stocky black guy, and there was nothing but other black guys around in the park,” said Allen, according to this article in the Orlando Sentinel. Allen went on to say he was afraid of becoming a “statistic.”

Oh, so what you're saying is, if you go up to a person you're afraid of and ask to perform oral sex, that won't make them want to knock you out cold?

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